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I have a course.” The black-and-white portrait and understated typography bring a little deadpan drama to coffee runs, movie nights, casual Fridays, and late-night conversations about destiny. Printed on a lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton tee, it has a clean classic fit, smooth surface, and crew neckline that make the design easy to wear year-round. The tubular, side-seam-free construction keeps the silhouette sleek, while shoulder tape and a ribbed collar help the shirt hold its shape. 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